Move bitch….starbucks awaits
you said I was gonna be a mermaid
Remember the time Squidward thought Sponge Bob was coming out.
I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS as a child and oh my god
when kids stare at you for a long time
OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS GENIUS. I’M SORRY BUT THIS LITERALLY DESCRIBES EVERY WHITE GIRL EVER?????
*ruins christmas* *checks nails*
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING
me after every haircut